From an article in today's Sunday Times:"A forthcoming audio adaptation of Doctor Who dropped a reference to a character being drunk, partly because it could encourage children to hit the bottle. The character was instead described as being merry and cheerful."
From yesterday's Daily Mail (thanks Jeff Pickthall):
"Deals like M&S food and wine for two 'fuelling middle class alcohol abuse'."
Can the least person leaving the planet please turn out the lights?